Psalm of Bootlegger

The Psalm of Dog

Dog is my shepherd; I shall not want.

            He lies down in shade under the trees; He leads me down rows of vines.

            He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.

            Even though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death,

            I fear no evil; for Dog is with me; He comforts me.

            I prepare a feast for him; I brush him, and he anoints my head with licks;

            My cup overflows with wine;

            Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life;

            And I shall dwell with the Dog forever.


The Psalm of Bootlegger

Dog is my shepherd; I shall not want.

            He lies down in shade under the trees; He leads me down rows of vines.

            He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.

            Even though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death,

            I fear no evil; for Dog is with me; He comforts me.

            I prepare a feast for him; I brush him, and he anoints my head with licks;

            My tanks overflow with wine;

            Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life;

            And I shall dwell in the doghouse forever.